Soccer is one of the most sinister plots by the Soviet Union to cause the colapse of Western Civilization as we know it.
Soccer AKA S.O.C.C.E.R. or Socialist Organization to Create Chaos and Economic Ruin Edit
It was not invited by the Communists, but used, as a tool. They ensured that it grew in popularity across Europe, to an extent that people had to watch a game so much, they would have it on at work, and fights would break out following games instigated by the losing teams fans. This lead to a decline in worker productivity during Soccer games, and increased violence after them. Soccer was unable to take root in the United States, though it has a strong grip on the rest of the world.